Before you watch the video below, I would like you to read about what [John Lloy] posted on the [Tambayan Forum] months ago. It's about the chuvanistic idealism of Filipino Men. (Or, Generally, Men.) Well I think it's high time that Girls say their rebuttals!

Read below, his entries are in italics, my replies in bold.

Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)

These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
~ Men cannot read. Men cannot count. Period. Why else number a list all in ONE?

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about
you leaving it down.
~ NO worries. I prefer the toilet seat up anyway. I never sit down on toilets with my skin touching the rim. eew.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
~ Sunday sports. Educational. Because there's nothing better to motivate me to go to my room and read a book.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
~ Who says something about sports? Men only have 2 things in mind: sex and sports. Oh, correction, that's only one thing for them.

1. Crying is blackmail.
~ Boys Don't Cry - Robert Smith. Yeah he knows they do.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
~ No hints? Aww (*sarcastic) I cannot hint for the lights to be turned off? Really now? Are you sure? *Hint Hint* OK then. Goodnight. Somebody will just rely on scratching himself tonight then. Ha!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
~ Yes and No? Hmm.. maybe..

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
~ Ok so no need to confront you that you are all lazy then. Men cannot help in solving that indeed.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
~ comments become Null and void after 7 Days? OK, so forget I said you were handsome. Erm, wait! Did I ever say that? Hmm..

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
~ Well I may be fat but you are the slob.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
~ See you are THAT stupid you can't even decide for your own answers. And you say you are men?

1. You can either ask us to do something tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
~ If we already know best how to do it, just do it ourselves? Well, thank you. Now that supports my point above.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
~ There's simply no time. You pee during commercials due to drinking too much beer.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
~ Yeah, Christopher Columbus used the sun and moon to measure time. Youneed your watch to do that. Other than that, you are lost.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
~ Yep, we know you don't know either Periwinkle or Cerulean as well. And that's why we are here. To educate you men.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
~ We have the nails for it. You don't!

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
~ When we say nothing it meant "none of your business"

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
~ We do not ask a question that we don't want an answer to. Men are just too stupid to get it.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.... Really .
~ We just do not want you to look like you do not have taste.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.
~ Baseball and Golf? Like c'mon stop pretending. You can't play baseball and you get bored with golf! You don't even know how to play it. It doesn't mean that if you watch it you know it.

1. You have enough clothes.
~ Yeah for myself. How about you?

1. You have too many shoes.
~ Yeah, better than your only 2 pairs - one for formal, one foreverything else. And yeah, Have you checked if you're wearing the samepair of socks?

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
~ You are in shape indeed. In fact, you have too many round shapes... on your beer belly.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
~ That is, if you havent sold the couch for that car part you need to replace. I won't give you money for that.

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
You say Camping eh? Well then you have to be in the wilderness under the stars. Get Out of my house and my Life!



Now see here how Mark Gungor talk about the Male and the Female Brain